Snobvious

The body of former Playboy Playmate Paula Sladewski was found burned and disfigured in a trash dumpster in Miami on Sunday.  The 26-year old former Playboy model was murdered, disfigured, and body burned and dumped in a trash bin and was found burning when officials arrived.  Suspect or suspects remain unknown at this time.

"It's so horrific. They'd have to be a monster. It's a dastardly act," said North Miami police spokesman Lt. Neal Cuevas.

The Michigan native was last seen late Saturday evening in Club Space in Miami.  Late in the evening, she had a fight with her boyfriend.  The boyfriend was kicked out of the club.  She stayed.  The boyfriend claims that was the last time he saw her.  However, the fact that there was a fight makes him suspicious.

The investigation continues at this hour.

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women." - Tony Montana, Scarface

Truer words were never spoken, especially in this case.  White House Office of Management and Budget Director Peter Orszag is now engaged to ABC News biz and financial correspondent (and hottie) Bianna Golodryga.  Even her name sounds like it comes from a steamy Bond film.  The OMB Director, once described by Rahm Emmanuel as someone who "makes nerdy sexy", met the money minx last May. 

"[He's] tall, dark and he could say Golodryga and spell it after our first date. That is a winner in my book," said Golodryga.

Hmm..left out one word there - handsome. 

Let's try again. 

"[He's] tall, dark, works in the White House and makes a hell of a lot of money!", thought Golodryga. - (editor)

Extra Editor Note:

Rent Scarface again tonight! lol

Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon are in Splitsville, Population 2, bro!  After 23 years of pitching a no-hitter, Robbins strikes out with Sarandon.  No word as to the reason of the split.  Both are Oscar-winning liberal activists.  Many speculate over the age difference = Sarandon 63, Robbins 51.  They've been together since the filming of Bull Durham.  The relationship is considered one of the longest running in Hollywood, although the duo never married.  Sarandon once said: "I won't marry because I am afraid of taking him for granted or him taking me for granted." 

I guess you won't have to worry about that now, eh Suz?

Ho, ho, ho no....