Because the girls seems to be doing pretty damn good!

In the past couple of weeks, under the watchful eye of her bodyguards and her dad Jamie, a.k.a. 'El Duche', Britney's had THREE visitations with her baby boys in the past week. And she's remained pretty low key as well. She's thrilled that she finally gets to see her babies, and she seems to be doing much better than she was. Even Mark Vincent Kaplan was impressed. Kudos, lady!

Meanwhile, back in Kentwood, Brit's little sister got her GED, and is thinking about college. I don't really like her much, although I think maybe I'm just more disappointed in her than I care to admit. But it's probably because I don't care. I do wish her the best though. Not a lot of people follow through with education and that's too important. And now, with a presidential election coming up, and Jamie Lynn getting the diploma and getting pregnant at 16 and being all kids of concentrated on, like, stuff, we could totally use a write-in name for the ballot.

Jamie Lynn for Prez, y'all!