The good news: Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony named their kids Max and Emme.

The bad news: Those are characters from Dragon Tales. 

Don't worry. Consider yourself lucky that you don't know Dragon Tales. It's some sort of educational kids show. I haven't seen it, but that's because I'm pretty sure the show's about these two kids who have J-Lo and Marc Anthony as parents and run around wearing booties more expensive than my house, Sean John baby track suits signed exclusively by mommy's ex, and spend the day hanging out with Tom Cruise learning how  to do stupid hand gestures for the papparazzi while poor Katie Holmes plots her escape.

I hate it when people name their kids after shows. Still, J-Lo will always be cooler than my brother. He named his kids after Steven Seagal characters. True story. Absorb that and get back to me later, thanks.