Here is what is claimed to be the first pic of Mr. Swayze since his pancreatic cancer diagnosis. I'm no oncologist, and I'm definitely not a genius, people, but my guess is that when you're undergoing rigorous chemotherapy treatment for pancreatic cancer, a cancer that kills over 75% of its victims after the first year, well, you really wanna make sure you're not doing things like smoking and stuff. 

Word is that the cancer in Patrick's case was actually caused by his three-pack-a-say habit. Ick. That's a whole lotta smoking. I'm wondering how his wife is kissing him. I'm guessing his breath doesn't smell like flowers.

Ugh. Why must he keep ruining my fantasies with his humanity and stuff. Stupid real life!