Brad and Angelina did not get married according to People Magazine.

Now they're just doing it on purpose.

You know, everyone keeps saying Angie's gonna have twins. I say she has a tummy full of clowns that are just gonna pop out in a few months with signs that say "Just Kidding!" in rainbow colors.

Bigger media whores than that Kim Kardashian chick. Only with careers.

So sad.