This week's Snobviously Fierce Bitch of the Week is a little late, kids, but I say better late than never. Especially when the fierceness is this hardcore.

It's time, once again, for the Snobviouly Fierce Bitch of the Week...

Last night at the Vienna Opera Ball, porcelain-skinned, raven-haired burlesque angel Dita Von Teese made waves as usual, looking the picture of perfection and class. I've been reading in several places that Teri Hatcher (?!?) upstaged her, becoming the belle of the Vienna Ball, but not only am I pretty much disgusted by such blasphemy, but I am amused that someone thinks that Teri Hatcher can do any better than this.

Her poise is simply exquisite, her presence is breathtaking, and she doesn't talk much, which, for breathtakingly beautiful sex pots, is definitely a plus. The dress is gorgeous, the eyes are enchanting...Dita Von Teese exemplifies what a Hollywood starlet should be.

Granted, she is not everyone's cup of tea, this Dita Von Teese. But I think we can all agree that Marilyn Manson is a fucking douchebag for letting this girl go, especially when, behind all of the makeup and her demure sweetness, you know there's a hot fetish model waiting to pounce.Oh, yeah.

But hey, don't take my word for it. Check  out her fierceness here and then tell me she is not awesome...I dare you.

Here at Snobvious, we love starlets that do something or say something or give off this vibe that just makes them absolutely, violently and viciously HOT. It's more than just clothes or shoes or ass, people -- it's the whole package, attitude and poise included.

In honor of these chicks with a mission, I've decided we should add a new category to this here humble lil' blog: The Snobviously Fierce Bitch of the Week. I love the word "fierce" and I love the word "bitch" -- but put the two words together and it's guaranteed to give me an orgasm of SOME kind. And I LOVE THAT!

So this week's Snobviously Fierce Bitch of the Week is....